Friday, August 08, 2008

Hurricane

(Ollie is dancing Drunk on the Roof during a Hurricane)
There's a Song here
SAMMY: Ollie! Get inside!
NARARATOR: Sammy Wildman was a superficial lifeguard who under normal surcomstances would never be caught dead near Ollie's house(Water knocks OLLIE off the roof)
SAMMY: Idiot
NARARATOR: ...But a hurricane was apon them.

(Inside Ollie's House: OLLIE, SAMMY, ABBY, and JANIE[handcuffed] are sitting around a candle) (OLLIE blows out the candle)
ABBY: You fool!
JANIE: When you were born the doctor probobly laughed and said "What is this?" Eh.(SAMMY lights another match)(SAMMY re-lights the candle)
OLLIE: Wile you two insult me like it's your job, Sammy actualy-
SAMMY: You're an idiot... Well I can't let your head get too big.(TONY walks in with a gun and an umbrella hat)
TONY: Hallo! Ollie, You called me.
OLLIE: Like five bloody times!(OLLIE pours wine on the candle while getting up)
(OLLIE gets an Umbrella and he and TONY leave)

ABBY: I feel like a looser.
JANIE: You are, Eh.(ABBY puts her police gun ageints JANIE's head)
SAMMY:Don't You have a contince?
ABBY: Not for members of the Canadian Mob
SAMMY: I was sorrta' talkin' to Ollie!

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