Tac

(Police Office: LOOLI is standing in front of a projector screen)
LOOLI(British accent): As soon as that blitherin’ idiot, Ollie gets ‘ere we can start. (OLLIE walks in)
OLLIE: Watt’s up!
LOOLI: You’re late.
OLLIE: Oy know. this is why we don’t date anymore!
LOOLIE (to audience): Oy’m tac Officer Plate. A tac Officer is someone who’s job it is to welcome new police recruits to the force.
OLLIE: But you don’t do a god job of it, that’s why Oy’m ‘ere.
LOOLI: *sigh* Well now we’re going to do some team building exercises. So everybody get a partner. (The audience does) You’ve probably done this before. Your partner will ‘old out their arms and catch you when you make yourself fall. (LOOLI falls)(OLLIE doesn’t catch her)
OLLIE: Sorry. (LOOLI gets up)
LOOLI: You bloody idiot!
OLLIE: Well another good team building exercise is dancing. Rosie-
LOOLI: Oh no.
(ROSIE walks in w/ a jukebox)
OLLIE: -come on down! Your the next contestant on me mum is right.
ROSIE: Yes oy am.

OLLIE: It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll, But listen closely,
ROSIE: not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
OLLIE:I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the
BOTH:void would be calling
ALL:Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
OLLIE:It's just a jump to the left
ALL:And then a step to the right
OLLIE:With your hands on your hips
ALL:You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
ROSIE:It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
OLLIE:With a bit of a mind flip
ROSIE:You're there in the time slip
OLLIE:And nothing can ever be the same
ROSIE:You're spaced out on sensation,
OLLIE:like you're under sedation
ALL:Let's do the Time Warp again!
LOOLI:Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
ALL:Let's do the Time Warp again!
OLLIE:It's just a jump to the left
ALL:And then a step to the right
OLLIE:With your hands on your hips
ALL:You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

LOOLI:Let's not do that again.
OLLIE: Oh towards the end you actually sang.
LOOLI: Oy know.
ROSIE: Well oy've got to go. (ROSIE leaves)(ABBY comes in)(ABBY shots someone and drags there body away)
OLLIE: Don't worry, 'e'll live. (mumbling:) Maybe.
LOOLI: You never know with Abby.