Vampire

(Beach: SAMMY is lifeguard-ing/TONY is laying on a bench)(A coffin sized crate washes up, DRAKE comes out)(SAMMY gets her cell phone)
SAMMY: Ollie? I weird guy just got out of a crate that washed up, okay. Okay, no reporters. (hangs up)

(Ollie's Office)*phone*
OLLIE: 'Ello? (pause) No reporters! (hangs up)

(Beach: SAMMY is talking to reporters/TONY is laying on a bench)(OLLIE walks past SAMMY towards TONY and puts a device on his mouth)
OLLIE: Breathe in. (Looks at device) (shocked:)You're nearly sober!
SAMMY: Sorry 'bout these people.
OLLIE: We could've kept this whole situation under wraps but you called-
SAMMY(interrupting):It was Tony. (OLLIE looks at TONY)
TONY(awkwardly): I'm sorry.
OLLIE: Sorry? The new weapons officer has jeopardized his position! Oy'd be surprised if the chief doesn't fire you!(turns to SAMMY) You bloody idiot!
SAMMY: Why?
OLLIE: Ya mum thinks she should yell at ya! (to TONY:)Who was it?
TONY: a vampire.
OLLIE: No sutch thing

(Rosie's house: ROSIE is sitting/knitting)*doorbell*
ROSIE: Oy'll be there in a second(Opens the door) Aghhh!

(Outside Rosie's house[crime scene]: OLLIE ans SAMMY are talking)
SAMMY: No such thing?

(Gracie's apartment: Swat team is searching)(OLLIE, TONY and ABBY walk in)
OLLIE: What are we looking for?
TONY: A girl, Gracie Hei
OLLIE: And she is..
TONY: A known Vampire.
OLLIE: Why don't know that?
ABBY: There's a special agency for supernatural accuracies.\
OLLIE: The X-Files?
(SKUL walks in)
SKUL: I'm Skul E. Muller


OLLIE(sarcastically): Oy didn't see that coming.
SKUL: *sigh* I hate you already.(Something drips down on OLLIE)
OLLIE: What was-?
(GRACIE jumps down, kisses OLLIE and runs away)(OLLIE faints)
ABBY: Anybody want pie?
TONY/SKUL: Not the time!

(Ollie's office)(GRACIE climbs through a window)(OLLIE falls over in his chair)
GRACIE(Transylvania accent): Shh, Iv you blow my cover I 'von't be back in the United States. I came to you because, (pause) I love you and I von't be able to see you for quite a while.(ABBY opens the door)
ABBY: I need a drink. (Shuts the door)(GRACIE laughs)(ABBY opens the door) I did an exersism on your mother
GRACIE: Vill she forget about it?
OLLIE: 'er drinking habbits are...
GRACIE: Realy hard liqor?
OLLIE: You know it. Wanna sing a song?(GRACIE smiles)