Friday, October 03, 2008

Mine

3(Hospital: REY, SAMMY, and OLLIE are rushing ABBY through the halls)
REY: What happened!?
SAMMY: Abby was shot!
REY: By who?
OLLIE: Oy don't know.

(ICU: Someone is sitting in a hospital bed)(JANIE sits up and laughs maniacally)

(Hallway: JANIE is walking, looking)
JANIE: Ollie!?(a shot hits JANIE in the back)(REY walks over and takes the shot out of JANIE's back)
REY: How'd you get in here Janie? *gunshot*(REY falls over)*heartbeat*

(Ollie's Office: OLLIE, and ROOK are listening to the POLICE SCANNER)
POLICE SCANNER: The walls are lined with asbestos!
ROOK(high pitched voice): What's that all about?
OLLIE: The hospital's burning down.
ROOK: How'd you know?
OLLIE: It's code.

(Outside Bank)(OLLIE & ROOK drive up in Ollie's car)
ROOK: Why are we here?(JOAN runs into the car)
JOAN(to ROOK): Short people-.
OLLIE: -and Ollie!
JOAN -are awesome

(Outside Hospital: the building is burning) (Ollie's car drives up) (OLLIE, ROOK, and JOAN get out)(KARLA walks out of the hospital carrying REY and JANIE)
OLLIE: Why'd she have to get Janie?
JOAN: Good job on that subtlety!
ROOK: What?
OLLIE: Typical rookie.
ROOK: Because my name is Rook?
JOAN: Because you're a rookie officer.
KARLA(taking her helmet off): Hey, Joan.
JOAN: Where were you when the bank was set on fire!?
KARLA: Somewhere.
ROOK: Hi.
OLLIE: This is an A B C conversation C your way out of it.
KARLA: You said C twice.
OLLIE: You're the first C!

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