Happy Holidays

(Ollie's Office: OLLIE is reclining, The Office is decorated w/ an Aluminum pole, and Red and Green banners along the walls)(SKUL walks in)
SKUL: Happy Hanukkah! (OLLIE throws a silver Christmas ornimant at her and she leaves)
OLLIE(angrily): 'Appy Festivus!
SKUL: What?
OLLIE: Look it up!

(Beach: SAMMY is life guarding)(OLLIE walks up w/ a fruit cake)
OLLIE: 'Appy Festivus!
SAMMY: You mean Christmas?
OLLIE(angrily): Look it up!

(Gang hideout: JENNY and JANIE are dancing around a sombrero, drunk) (OLLIE walks up w/ a fruit cake)
OLLIE: 'Appy Festivus!
JENNY: What? Eh? (JANIE falls over)
OLLIE(angrily): Look it up!
JANIE: Happy *hick* Boxing Day! (shakes around on the floor)

(Tony's shooting range: TONY and OLLIE are dancing around a sombrero, drunk)
NARRATOR: And for lack of an Indian winter Holiday Tony celibrated Festivus

(Sue's apartment: SUE is sleeping)
NARRATOR: Sue spent the night sleeping, in the apartment she gained with her newfound vamparic abilities.
SUE: Thanks, Drake! *DRAKE laughing*
DRAKE: Aren't you glad we got rid of GRACIE?
SUE: Who? (ABBY walks in)
ABBY: Oh look, It's Sue. (DRAKE walks in)
DRAKE: The only thing that could make this better would be Sammy!
SUE: Really? Get over her.
The "Embeding dissabled by request" thing is just annoying
(FIL rolls in a piano)
ABBY:I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball
DRAKE, SUE, and ABBY: Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
ABBY:A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
DRAKE:Ain't it sad
ABBY:And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me
DRAKE:That's too bad
ABBY:So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same
DRAKE, SUE, and ABBY: Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
SUE:Aha-ahaaa
DRAKE:All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
ALL:Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
SUE: Aha-ahaaa
ABBY:All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
It's a rich man's world
(ABBY, DRAKE, and SUE start to leave)
ABBY: Next time I'll kill you