Friday, December 12, 2008

Protection

(Ollie's Office: Ollie is reading a letter)
PLAID(Narration): Dear Ollie, a friend of mine isn't safe here in Bangkok. I'm sending her to stay with you. Doctor Plaid. (SUE walks in making some sort of pose)
SUE: I guess you're Ollie. (holds out her hand) I'm Sue
OLLIE: 'Ello.
SUE: Nice accent

(Cell: ABBY strapped a metal bed)(SUE walks in)
SUE: Who's this?
ABBY(thinking): Um... Joan.
SUE(Unstrapping ABBY): Oh Ollie told me about you.

(ABBY kicks SUE to the floor with an electrical shock)

ABBY: Stupid Sue.
SUE: Abby?
ABBY: Nah you think!?

(Hospital: SUE is laying on a bed, OLLIE and REY are standing over her)
OLLIE: You are way to hard to protect (SUE laughs)
REY: You'll be fine, just don't ever sing with Abby again.
SUE: She's the reason I can't be in Bangkok, Abby sent a hit-woman, Ría, after-
OLLIE: Ría!?
SUE: Yeah, why?
OLLIE: We'd put 'er in solitary confinement.

(Cell: a doll like RÍA is sitting in the corner when OLLIE and SUE run in)(OLLIE picks a note off the doll)
RÍA: *Psychotic laugh* (The door shuts)
SUE: Hey isn't Ria laugh in Spanish?
OLLIE: Si.

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